more distant and more solemn than a fading star

Title: It
Rating: PG
Pairing: N/A
Warning(s): N/A
Summary: Lee just wants to take an afternoon off to catch up on reading, but the Whalers are playing tag and Fergus wants them to participate just this once.

( Tag is a playground game that involves one or more players chasing other players in an attempt to  )

Title: [Owl City Lyrics]
Rating: what's the rating for classeless blowjobs and griding in the handicapped stall of a high school boy's bathroom
Warning: look at the thing above
Summary: SEE ABOVE

( BLOOOOOWJOOOOBS )

Title: Sanctuary
Pairing: 686 Ebullient Prism/HAL 9000
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Abusive relationship, mild psychological horror and implications of torture.
Summary: There is such a thing as too perfect and, thanks to Prism, HAL has all the time in the world to learn this.

( druxy (drux-ey) adj. - Something which looks good on the outside, but is actually rotten inside. )

Icons for all players or fans of The Captain from Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E., which is an awesome comic that is IN NO WAY part of Ultimate or 616 Marvel. Don't believe the lies they tell you.

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( 'Space aliens thought I was cool once...' )

Icons for any players or fans of Toni Ipres from the webcomic Hanna is Not a Boy's Name. Sure it hasn't updated for a long ass time, but fuck if the art isn't pretty and Toni's design isn't nice as hell. All art was taken from the comic itself. Enjoy and remember to credit.

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( 'There’s some weird guy named Hanna, a zombie, some vampires, a vampire hunter, a werewolf, a mad doctor, a ghost, a half selkie, and some other guys. Nobody knows much more because it hasn’t updated in six months.' )

Title: N/A
Pairing: Kanaya/Rose (Or Vierge/Ross if you prefer)
Rating: Pretty fucking PG, guys.
Warning: Genderbend, snarky horseshit
A/N: Someone on tumblr was like MAN I WISH THERE WAS FIC FOR THIS so then I crapped this out and I ended up debating what the fuck I should use for Kanaya's new first name because I didn't want to just re-work the lettering because then it would kind of ruin the meaning behind it since Kanaya comes from the Hindi word for 'Virgo', which is 'Kanya'. So I Googled some shit and came out with 'Vierge' which is the French word for virgin and also for 'Virgo' since Virgo is Latin for The Virgin, or something. Isn't language fun? So yeah. There are probably typos, but I don't really care.

( Virgo (♍) is the sixth astrological sign in the Zodiac, which spans the zodiac between the 150th and 179th degree of celestial longitude. )

These are a few more icons for any players or fans of Luzerna's Derpbent bloodswap AU fan adventure. This particular batch includes scenery, lusii and group pictures.

( Reduviidae includes assassin bugs, wheel bugs, and thread-legged bugs. )

Title: Just Better Together
Pairing: Darwin/Alex or Alex/Darwin
Rating: PG-13 (ish)
Warning: Two guys liking each other romantically and sexually. Nevermind. Nothing that's offensive about that. Oh! And one of the sentences might involve sexswapping.
Summary: 50 words given to me by friends + The Random Word Generator. 1 sentence per word.
A/N: The idea is pretty much taken right from 1sentence , but I didn't want to do the whole community + template thing, so I just did my own with words I got from the aforementioned sources. Some of these form cohesive mini-stories, but aren't close to each other. In addition, most take place under the condition that Darwin spent a year as pure energy before returning to human form. Because fuck you he isn't dead.

( In its first year of production, Code Red increased overall sales of Mountain Dew by 6 percent. )

Title: Phone's For You
Pairing: None
Rating: PG-13 (ish)
Warning: Alien insectoid organic technology dicks
Summary: An awkward rustblood, his spacey indigo friend, and a terribly designed phone.
A/N: The one time I saw the following picture on plus4chan, and I thought it was funny, so I wrote this. As a note, I have no idea who drew the picture, but if anyone could tell me, I'd love to blame credit them.

( What is this I don't even )

Icons for Troll!Rose Lalonde, from a Homestuck alternate universe / Kanaya's fantasies.
Credit like this: Artist @ Website | sharknasty.

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( They succeeded without a doubt... )